You know, I'm not perfect but...

it sure seems like it to the rest of the world because they're a lot less perfect. I like to call it "a lot less Paul." Even so, I have a job. Most of the time, believe it or not, I'm working. For a summary of my schedule (the 'C' is silent) you can check John's Blog to understand what the F I'm talkin' 'bout.

Some people possess the ability to be quite considerate and say things like "Hey Paul, your blog entries really make my day; thanks." They use a semicolon and everything, I shit you not.

Other people however "encourage" me by saying things like "Hey Paul, you're not funny enough!", or "You haven't been funny in [insert the number of days since my last post] days! What the crap?" Hey Paul can't you go outside with a bull's eye painted on your back until something humorous happens to you, that you can then share with me via your blog to allow me to laugh at your plight? Paul what the fuck are you doin going to work and having a social life when you could be out in the street making a total ass of yourself ala Tom Green?

Tom Green's funny right?

I never thought people would take veiled shots at the excitement content of my personal life, especially considering I'm telling you all my deepest secrets (in blog form of course). Instead I get (in a nutshell), "Can't you hurry up and have a more interesting life? I'm dying over here not getting a blog entry in [insert the number of days since my last post] days!"

I am currently listening to: Smokey Robinson - Tears of a Clown
Today's Mood is: PPMS (that's like before PMS, so you're not like a full blown bitch yet; just kind of ruffling some feathers.No but seriously, Tom Green is funny right?