by Paul
Mar 11, 2005 09:41
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do parents feel the need to tell you how old their kids are when they're attempting to portray how fit they are to handle stress. "Hey don't tell me, I've got a 3 year old." You mean you have a child? Three, four, 16, what's the difference? Guess what, I have a left shoe AND a right shoe.
I also like when parents (especially women) take a pot shot at their husbands with phrases like "I have two kids and a husband to take care of, I know what ______ is all about." Do you know what changing a tire is all about? Good thing you take care of that husband so he can change that tire when you're out picking up one of your two kids (one of whom is 3 years old, because that makes a difference). Incidentally I'm sure you rescued that guy from a ditch of dispair anyway. There's no way he was doing alright on his own before you showed up and started like... PMSing every so often to keep him on his toes. |
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