by Paul
Mar 15, 2005 09:42
that people should be brought up with more confidence in themselves. Nobody's willing to go against the grain and be unpopularly positive. Everyone's ready and willing to be a nay-sayer however. How many people that you know will say "No, I think that's a great idea!", when the masses think it will suck? Probably not a whole lot. I present a case study for you:
How many times have you been sitting at a table with like 5 other people eating your Honey Bunches of Oats? I don't mean you just got there either. You're on like, bowl number three. You're a fat, fat man (or woman), but that's a subject for another entry. Anyway, on your 3rd bowl, some douché bag sits down and goes "Hey, does this milk smell bad to you?" All of a sudden everyone at the table starts shitting golden bricks.
"Oh my God! It does!"
"Yeah douché bag is right."
"Gross."
You know damn well there's nothing wrong with the milk. The expiration date is clearly a week away. Don't be such a sucker.
Today's shape is: RhumbusHey, I think you're gay.
"Oh my God! It does!"
"Yeah douché bag is right."
"Gross."