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The Internets (Serious Business) - Music Video 

Awwww snaps. This is the video you've all been waiting for.

Thanks to the efforts of the following:

John
Paul
Deshaun Williams (chiggidy check him out at http://iamsoaddicted.com)

Despite my (Paul) extreme aversion to using the words "my" and "space" in succession without a space between them... we have setup a MySpace Page so you can all be BFF with us! Login to your MySpace and do whatever it is that it takes to like... you know... buddy up. Awesome (probably)! So without any further wasted time, peep it suckas!



Check out the MP3 here, and grab the lyrics because you know damn well you can't follow along.

P.S. I'll make this display look prettier later.  


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Jaded Ape Classics - Water Polo 

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Back by popular demand (three people), this is a really poorly encoded version of my semi-infamous film on the PHS Water Polo Team from several years ago.

I didn't do the encoding myself, and I don't even have a master copy of the project anymore (someone negligent borrowed it), so if anyone wants to track it down for me ...

That said, this is an edited version of the full film, but not much is lost. Enjoy squinting your eyes at the human-esque blobs. One of them is me.

- John  


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Can I Call You Tomorrow? 

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Length: 3:14
File Size: 4.47 MB
Format: Windows Media

... thus solidifying our permanently single statuses.

We're not supposed to look good here, so don't email me complaining about how our behavior is boorish. We don't need you reminding us of something our parents, neighbors, and religious leaders tell us on a weekly basis. We need you to remind us of how Jaded Ape is a glorious, awe-inspiring, earth-shattering, miraculously-impregnating beacon of light in your otherwise worthless dreary life.

Savor the work of the following:


John
Paul
Mike
Sharon
T-Van

- John  


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The Fabulous French Chef 

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Title: The Fabulous French Chef
Length: 3:36
File Size: 5.81 MB
Format: Windows Media

This was made in a kitchen. The Ajax tasted like danger.

This gem included the hard work of the following:

John
John's face
The unassuming French

- John  


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Dramatic Interpretations of Phil Collins Classics 

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Title: Dramatic Interpretations of Phil Collins Classics
Length: 3:36
File Size: 5.81 MB
Format: Windows Media

I think the title says it all. Please don't sue me, Phil.

This gem included the hard work of the following:

John
Paul

- John  


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Buckethead 

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Title: Buckethead
Length: 2:56
File Size: 4.34 MB
Format: Windows Media

The man has a bucket on his head!

Also, there's a profane lyric in the song. Sorry kids.

This gem included the hard work of the following:

John
Paul
Mike
Brittany
Mike's cars

- John  


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Natura Fiber 

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Title: Natura Fiber
Length: 2:19
File Size: 4.96 MB
Format: Windows Media

This is the first video. The first video sucks.

It doesn’t suck compared to NBC, but it has problems. This was a bit of a learning experience. Personally, I haven’t made anything in over 2½ years. Our audio sucks and I had to cheat to make the editing work. I promise we’ll get better. Still, I like it. Thanks for taking one for the team, Mike! Eat that leaf for free.

This nugget of joy involved the following:

John
Paul
Mike
Jill
Earth
Wind
Fire
Water
Heart

- John  


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