by Paul
May 24, 2005 09:56
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because I realized I don't really care about anybody except myself. Let me tell you, me, myself, personally; I care about doing whatever I want, because I'm an independent woman thanks to Beyoncé's encouragement.
I'm getting sidetracked.
Today I spent a few hours thinking up the most redudant name possible. That name is as follows:
Heathcliff Clifford Ford
There it is. Don't worry, I didn't waste my time. I was at work, so it's all good. |
The thought just occured to me that some of you might not get the joke. Well, you're stupid. That's ok. If I have to live with you being stupid, I'll be damned if you don't suffer with me. |