by Paul
Mar 30, 2005 09:45
to determine if you're cool or not. It's pretty easy: you're not. HAHAHAHAHA. Ok seriously. Here's what you do. Get your closest lady friend to take a picture of you doing whatever it is you think is cool. I say lady friend, because they all have cameras with them at all times; and also when you get those pictures back from school picture day, they're so good at cutting those wallet sizes in perfectly straight lines. Even when they're using left handed safety scissors.
Anyway, take that picture, develop it, and look at it next week. If you look like a total faggot, you're not cool. How many times have you looked at old pictures of yourself and thought "Damn, if only I could have remained that studly." The reality is you can't believe you thought aqua and teal were legitimate colors, or you wonder if your right eye really is smaller than your left.
In conclusion, give it the week long picture test. I guarantee if the world could follow my directions we wouldn't have had to deal with a lot of fashion (read black spandex biker shorts with neon green and pink stripes down the leg) attrocities, or the resurgent idea that smoking is cool. This isn't the 1920's folks, it's an established fact that cancer kills. Also it makes you smell like hot ass in a landfill. Also, if you're a girl and you smoke, you're ugly. Yeah, I said what you think i said. On the other hand, we would never have been blessed with Hammer Pants. Damnit!
Today's color is: Aqua...teen. Hunger Force.Hey can we also stop flipping the camera off in every picture? Not only is it the adult version of bunny ears, but it's really confusing. Fuck me? Or, are you referring to whoever took the picture? I don't know who took the picture. Now I'm just lost. The fact that you're a complete piece of crap, however, remains abundantly clear.